100% Me! Hi everyone! My name is Keaton, but you can call me whatever you want. Truth is I don't care what you call me, I didn't get to choose my own name! I love Stand-up Comedy, Guitar, Dance, and most art! I don't understand how most people can sit there and discuss day to day events and never bring up Psychology, Philosophy, Human Culture, and just life! I only want a few simple things in life, but when it comes down to it I just want to be happy.
The other day while meeting some locals in my town I noticed a girl siting on the dry wall near some old gas station. There I watched her drink the rest of her beverage. I nonchalantly introduced myself while studying her jaded eyes. She greeting accordingly then started to ask me if I would like her to go buy me a drink via I provide the money. It was at this moment I saw a man walk up studying me cautiously, I have a large build compared to his frame so he didn't want to set me off I guess. After introducing himself he asked if everything was OK and started playing the proud role of her godfather. It took a lot for me not to strike him down, once realizing his true angle and the game that he was hinting too. Well, being one to choose my words carefully, I persuaded him of no sort of back dealing in his business pawn. I accepted that drink offer and gave her the last 20 in my wallet. After a few puffs of tobacco, she was back with the beverage. She started handing me the money, but ask if I could spare the change. I told her to keep the money, but this only seemed to make her mind even more boggled than before. I told her with a quick reassuring grin, "What it's just money, I don't need it to be happy.", she just stood there in a confused stupor so took another go and I tried to offer her the can she bought me earlier and she said with a brief hint hesitation, "Don't think I'm trying to get you drunk!", "No it is just that I do't drink alcohol, keep it." I left right after, and that's when I realized I want
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'11"
Weight
220 lbs
Body Type
athletic, fit, thick, large, pleasantly plump
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, romance, horror, action, indie, romantic comedy, bollywood, animation, psychological thrillers
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some high school
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Entertainment / Media, Hospitality / Travel, Other, Internet, Journalist / Writer
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
socially, hookah, cigarettes, ceremonial smoking, 420
I currently live
with parents, on a pirate ship
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, flirt
Political Views
independent
Food Related
Omnivore, Japanese, Raw Food, Spicy, BRAINS!!!, Hot Sauce on Everything, Mediterranean, Caribbean, Diet Every Now & Then
Personality
activist, nerd, fun loving, professional, preppy, extrovert, liberal, jock, redneck, flirt, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, lover, geek, pirate, burner (burning man participant), coffeeholic, dominatrix, hipster, artistic
Individuality
tattoos, psychic, pirate at heart, stache, mime, cougar lover, werewolf, magician, circus clown, superhero, superhero sidekick, artist, clairvoyant
Religious Views
Atheist, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Agnostic, Wiccan
I'm looking for
travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, roommate, something interesting, soulmate, miss right
My Sign
pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Pets
No pets currently (but like them)
Gender
Male
Music
Punk, Alternative Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Jazz, Karaoke, Metal, Pop, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock, Screamo, Techno, Trance, Reggae, World, Relaxation and Meditation
Hair Style
short hair, curly
Fitness & Sports
running, yoga, working out, bodybuilding, jogging, walking, diving, football (U.S.), wrestling, weightlifting, gymnastics, skiing, bowling, martial arts, snowboarding, hiking, dancing, scuba, snorkeling, rock climbing, aerobics, rowing, tai chi, parkour, archery
Health Related
alternative medicine, minor dietary issues, eastern medicine, folk medicine, herbalism, western medicine, meditation
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